Me: “Hey guys, I have been looking for a job and I want to talk to you. When I do we’ll be pretty busy and I’m going to need you guys to step up a little bit and start helping out more. Picking up your things and helping each other.”

7 Year Old: “When?”

Me: “Well I don’t know, it depends on when somebody wants me to work for them.”

7 Year Old: “Well if it’s in a really long time from now, I can give you a ride to work in my dune buggy. If you want.”

Me: “That sounds like a lot of fun sweetie.”